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But Wait, There’s More (Memes)!

Even though they are trite and silly, I enjoy blog memes, especially the ones the get me a big, brightly-colored widget-button-thingie.

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[Yes, I KNOW THE SPACING IS OFF. I've been playing with it for half an hour now.]

Deconstructing the test, my chances of survival appear to be based on my Save My Own Bacon First mentality1 and a copious supply of canned goods and ramen noodles. My percentage could be higher if I owned (and knew how to use) a firearm, lived in a less urban area, and was in better physical condition. All righty then, if I can’t run from zombies, I can hide from zombies, and I’m smart enough to know not to go to a hospital or mall when the chips are down and the undead are marching.

Next up, a parental guidance warning!

Online Dating

My references to pain, hell, and torture2 put me in the PG category. My post that included erotica, sex, and lesbian cheerleaders didn’t even show up on the radar, nor did my link to Susie Bright’s (Not Safe For Work) Journal.3.

And now, Cadavers!

$3440.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 – Free Online Dating

I can’t recall if I would be of more interest to medical research if I was an albino. I might need to retake this one. This is a moot point since my goal is to donate my body to the Forensic Anthropology Center at the University of Tennessee, and they are welcome to have me at no cost.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Watch for zombies.

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  1. Sorry, friends and loved ones, but if you’re zombie-fied, I will put you out of your misery without a second thought. [↩]
  2. Respectively, my own chronic pain, a link to Hello Kitty Hell, and my “Cat Torture” tag – “Cat Torture” referring to my chasing the cats around the house with my digital camera. [↩]
  3. Susie is NC-17, if you’re wondering [↩]

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One Response to “But Wait, There’s More (Memes)!”

  1. He-who-uses-barney-coloring-books-for-target-practice Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:47 am

    I’m thinking an hour at an air-conditioned indoor shooting range with a Taurus .30 and a box of cheap full metal jackets will do the trick, and yes, we can get human shaped targets if back issues of ‘People’ magazine aren’t available.