It’s Furious Balancing

Dear Mr. Bush:¹

Thank you very much for the Economic Stimulus Payment. It was a pleasant surprise to see it sitting, unbidden, in The Husband’s and my joint checking account.

I’ve since transferred my half to my ING Orange Savings Account. It will sit there, earning a whopping 3% interest,² until there is a Democrat sworn in as President.

Well, this is not entirely true. I may relent and send some of it to Senator Obama’s campaign.

1. No, not “President” Bush. That man is no more an elected President of the United States than I’m Jessica Simpson. [↩]
2. Unless the interest rates go down yet again in another pathetic attempt to revitalize consumer confidence. [↩]

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