And It’s Obviously “No Drop”
The recipient of the Baby Viking Helm was pleased. The following is a direct copy-paste from her email to me.
I’m not even going to begin trying to explain this to non-gamers.
Textured Woven Valkyrie Helm of Dryness and Agility
RARE MASTERCRAFTED
Required level: 1
Mitigation: 200
Weight: 1.0
Frequency: Mythical
+50 health, +35 power, +15 intelligence, +15 wisdom, +50 agility
+150 vs. poison, disease, divine, heat, magic, and mental
+300 vs. cold
+200 resistance to diaper rash
+50 drool avoidance (applies to self and canine opponents only)
Effects:
- Casts Dispersion of Baby Powder when activated, creating a defensive shield against wetness and blinding all opponents in the area.
- Looks DAMN good.




August 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
All in all, a perfect description.
You’ve gained at least two levels in dexterity alone!