And It’s Obviously “No Drop”

The recipient of the Baby Viking Helm was pleased.  The following is a direct copy-paste from her email to me.

I’m not even going to begin trying to explain this to non-gamers.

Textured Woven Valkyrie Helm of Dryness and Agility

RARE MASTERCRAFTED

Required level: 1

Mitigation: 200

Weight: 1.0

Frequency: Mythical

+50 health, +35 power, +15 intelligence, +15 wisdom, +50 agility

+150 vs. poison, disease, divine, heat, magic, and mental

+300 vs. cold

+200 resistance to diaper rash

+50 drool avoidance (applies to self and canine opponents only)

Effects:

  • Casts Dispersion of Baby Powder when activated, creating a defensive shield against wetness and blinding all opponents in the area.
  • Looks DAMN good.

One Response to “And It’s Obviously “No Drop””

  1. HunterXan Says:

    All in all, a perfect description.

    You’ve gained at least two levels in dexterity alone!