5elementknitter used the word soul-sucking in her comment on my previous post, and I think that is the best word to describe my last sock knitting project. The Socks That Wouldn’t End. The Socks of Doom. The Thorn in My Side Socks. The Ninth Circle of Hell Socks. The Oh-My-God-I-Need-To-Stab-Myself-In-The-Eye-With-A-DPN Socks.
Once again, for the record, there is nothing wrong with this sock pattern. Nothing. Not. One. Thing. In fact, I think it’s a great pattern for beginning sock knitters who would like to make something that Looks Really Impressive and Complicated, But Isn’t. This pair of socks lets you tell every non-knitter How Hard and Challenging They Are. Srsly, cats and kittens, we’re talking a 17-stitch lace pattern worked over 8 rows, and only 4 of those rows involve lace.
These socks took me 10 weeks to knit. I know I’m a slow knitter, but I usually take no more than a month on a pair of socks, knitting on and off. I was three-quarters done with these socks when I ripped back the entire Second Sock and started over. It was ugly. I’m glad I did it, but it was ugly. In any event, I wanted to write my standard FO blog post and then hide these socks until September/October when I won’t mind looking at the yarn again.
Pattern: Blackrose Socks, by Suzy Anvin
Yarn: Dream in Color Smooshy, Gothic Rose, approximately 360 yards. Even though I love this colorway, I think staring at it for 10 weeks was the major problem. My next pair of socks will be made with something considerably brighter.
Needles: US 0, 1, and 1.5 to customize the fit. I started with the 1.5’s, then switched to 1.0’s after the first four lace repeats to accommodate my skinnier ankles. I switched to the 0’s to make a dense (i.e., less prone to holes) toe.
Mods: I did very little modding on these socks. I did nine repeats of the lace pattern before the heel turn instead of eight repeats since I wanted to add a little length to the leg. I did my usual shortened heel flap by working 27 rows as opposed to the 33 called for in the pattern.
They fit like a dream come true. These are my fourth ever pair of socks and I think I’m getting the hang of customizing socks for my German Peasant Calves and Dainty Elf Feet. Or something like that.