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Stealth Baby Knitting

Laiane — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:01:02 +0000

I gave these FO’s to my pregnant co-worker on Friday (which was her last day at the office). She was pleased with them. Since her mother knits, she knows how much time/effort goes into a knitted gift.

The problem with Stealth Knitting is that you really can’t do a blog post until the gift is given. My notes on Ravelry say that I finished the second pair a month ago!

Pattern: Infant Socks by Judy Ellis

Yarn: Shibui Knits Sock in the Lily colorway, 100% merino wool, approx. 70 yards

Needles: US size 0 (2.0 mm)

Size: Bebeh sized. I really can’t tell if these are too big for a newborn or not, but considering how quickly babies grow, I know they will fit soon.

Mods: I cast on 36 stitches instead of the 40 the pattern called for, and did 2×2 ribbing instead of 1×1.

I made three socks for each of these projects; I just don’t have a photo of all three of the orange ones.

Yarn: ONline Supersocke 100, 75% wool, 25% nylon, approximately 115 yards.

No mods, same sized needles.

These were an incredibly fast knit and might very well become my go-to baby project. Knitted socks are (in my mind) more impressive than a plain hat or blanket, since it takes a certain level of skill to knit them. They are also incredibly cute. When I was showing them to some of the other people in my office, even some of the men were on the verge of squealing from the Cuteness of It All.

I’ve got another batch of Stealth Knitting underway, but this is Christmas Stealth Knitting. You’re going to have a bit of a wait.

Where’s the Rum? And my Silly Paper Umbrella?

Laiane — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:52:40 +0000

I’ve finished The Blue Wollmeise Socks. The depth and intensity of the Blue Curaçao colorway is nothing short of amazing to me.

Information junkie that I am, I did look up blue curaçao in Wikipedia and discovered that the liqueur — made from bitter oranges — is actually colorless. Further link-clicking divulged that Curaçao is an island off the coast of Venezuela, whose name may have derived from the Portuguese word for the state of becoming cured (curação). Oranges. Sailors. Scurvy. You get the picture.

Pattern: Hermione’s Everyday Socks; the link is to the designer’s blog, for those of you not on Ravelry. I think this is a great pattern for just about any sock yarn: semi-solids, wild handpaints, not-wild handpaints, self-striping. The texture is subtle and the pattern is easy to memorize.

Yarn: Wollmeise 100% Merino Superwash in the aforementioned Blue Curaçao colorway. Wollmeise is, indeed, Everything and All That. These socks have amazing drape, which makes them feel and look “dressier” than any of the other socks I’ve made. One significant problem with the Wollmeise, though, is that it is a Cat Hair Magnet. I was constantly using the lint roller on these socks while they were WIP’s. I couldn’t set them down without them sucking up all the cat hair in a ten-foot radius.

Needles: Kollage Square DPN’s, US size 1 and 0. I started with the 1′s, then switched to the 0′s when about 75-80% of the leg was done.

Size: Women’s Small. My shoe size is 6½, so I can get away with making a pair of socks AND a scarf out of one skein of Wollmeise. I am shamelessly smug about this.

Mods: Cast on 60 stitches instead of 64. I didn’t do the garter-stitch edging for the heel flap which, in retrospect, was not the best choice. There is one spot on one of the heels where my half-assed picking up of stitches sticks out like a sore thumb. My half-assed-ness would be better hidden by the garter stitch. I console myself with the idea that (a) I could have still had the half-assed-ness even with the garter stitch border and (b) no one will see it while I’m wearing the socks.

I started the next pair of socks almost immediately, using this yarn:

Those colors will help me cope with the awful sunlight and heat. Three more months… Gack. Time to turn up the air conditioning.

Chilling

Laiane — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:06:44 +0000

I have hit full-blown obsessive sock knitting mode. Having slogged through the “summer knitting” magazines and e-zines and catalogs — all of them getting excited and breathless about tank tops and “flirty” skirts made with cotton/linen/bamboo/raffia/wicker — I’ve decided the best way to cope is to crank out a lot of socks. Wool socks. Winter socks. Thick, warm socks that make you wish for the cool, brisk days of October or the frozen, crystalline perfection of a field of freshly fallen snow.

Or something like that. You call it summer – I call it Three Months of Hell.

I have four pairs of adult socks on the needles right now — one for Teh Husband, two for me, and one for a birthday gift for a co-worker. I don’t have pictures, mainly because I don’t want to traipse outside to take photos in 85+ degree weather. I know one is supposed to suffer for art, but I’m drawing the line right there.

Confessions of a Sock Doxy

Laiane — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 16:53:40 +0000

doxy (n) , pl. doxies. 1. Floozy, prostitute. 2. Mistress. Etymology: perhaps modification of obsolete Dutch docke doll, from Middle Dutch.

I must admit that the socks from my prior post have been cast by the wayside like a used Kleenex. I worked about 4 to 5 inches on the leg when I discovered that the yarn wasn’t up to my standards. Oh, it had lovely stitch definition and was very soft, but the dye job was sloppy. I encountered more than a few white spots where the dye didn’t take, or something. If it was a less intense colorway, this wouldn’t have been an issue, but… Life is too short to knit with substandard yarn.

I started another pair with the leftover Wollmeise I had from the Isadora Duncan Scarf. Considering that the scarf used only 1/3 of the skein, I figured I could get a pair of socks out of the remainder. The Wollmeise is far superior to the other stuff, let me tell you, but it does seem to attract more than the usual amount of cat hair.

The pattern, Hermione’s Everyday Socks, is easy to memorize; the texture is a mixture of knit and purl stitches only.

The Wollmeise socks are making me quite happy, but there are other sock projects preying upon my mind. I’ve been working off and on on a pair of socks for Teh Husband, and I’m itching to start on a Stealth Sock Project that I want to finish by mid-August. Teh Husband’s socks are a not-tremendously-exciting semi-solid gray, but the Stealth Socks will be Opal Sockenwolle self-striping goodness.

That’s sport weight sock yarn, mind you, and should knit up in no time at all. I’ve promised myself not to cast on for them until the first Wollmeise sock is done. Maybe.

I’ve been making all sorts of bargains with myself about what is a “normal” number of pairs of knitted socks to have in progress at the same time. Three? That could be pushing it a little. I’m such a tramp.

Random Randomness

Laiane — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:21:32 +0000

1. To those of you asking the question, “How much longer can Laiane put off finishing her taxes?” Not much longer. In fact, about a week. Maybe. The thing that bogs me down every year is getting all the charitable deductions tallied up and documented. Maybe I would be more motivated if we were getting money back, but that isn’t the case. I have an issue with giving the government interest-free loans.

2. I like to think that I could find common ground, or at least a conversational topic, with just about anyone, even with The Ultimate Source of Evil in the Universe. You may refer to him as Dick Cheney. What could we discuss? How to shoot someone in the face and make it look like an accident. Then I thought about Sarah Palin, and I drew a complete blank. Then I thought about what my Gramma Fran would have to say about Mrs. Palin, and I got completely derailed.

3. I announced on Facebook, but didn’t announce here on Teh Blog, that I have finally paid off all my credit card debt. It took about 2 years, all told. Time to start that Emergency Fund that you’re supposed to have, according to all the financial advisor types. The problem is, my Emergency Fund is titled Laiane’s Emergency Fund To Get Her Butt to Europe When She Can No Longer Cope with the Lack of Substance in the United States.

4. Look! Another sock!

Eventually I’ll feel inclined to write longer paragraphs, or maybe I’ll just go back to posting LOLCats.

The Joy of Socks

Laiane — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:20:05 +0000

I am particularly taken with sock knitting. Socks are practical, beautiful, and endlessly entertaining by their variety. Sock knitting is also very portable and easily stashed in a purse. I can’t say the same for a sweater.

I’m a top-down, heel flap, DPN kind of sock knitter, which I strangely believe is “more traditional” even though there is a tradition of toe-up sock knitting in Eastern Europe. Or at least I think Eastern Europe is one of several places with a history of toe-up socks, and perhaps the Levantine. I’m a knitter, not a knitting historian. /shrug

I intend to learn how to knit toe-up socks. Eventually. I also intend to learn conversational French and Latin ballroom dancing, so there you go.

When I almost-finished the brown alpaca cardigan, I was looking about for an easy, soothing knitting project. I decided that some German self-striping sock yarn and a k3p1 rib was the way to go.

Pattern: Sock Recipe: A Good Plain Sock in Stephanie Pearl-McPhee’s Knitting Rules. Not truly a pattern, but guidelines for knitting a sock with any yarn, any gauge, and any needle. I worked k1p1 ribbing for about an inch, then switched to k3p1 ribbing. Standard slip stitch heel and basic toe.

Yarn: Meilenweit Magdalena Neuner from Lana Grossa, color 8331.

Needles: US size 1 and 0. I switched to the smaller needles about an inch before the heel flap to customize the fit.

Size: Small-ish. Made for a person with gargantuan calves and dainty size 6½ feet.

Mods: I shortened the number of rows in the heel flap by 10-15% since I have “short” heels.

They fit perfectly and, more importantly, Emma approves.

No Pastels, Please

Laiane — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:24:29 +0000

I’ve been getting a deluge of spring catalogs in my mailbox. I do most of my shopping online, so I get a lot of catalogs, let me tell you. They’re mainly for clothing, and I’m seeing the endless parade of women’s clothing in insipid, washed-out pastels. Girly pink. Baby blue. Lavender. Pale yellow.

Ick.

On top of it all, I’m seeing a lot of ruffles and frilly nonsense — nothing I would be caught dead wearing. I will, however, wear lace. Some lace. Not frothy, frou-frou lace, but Lace with a capital “L.” Lace that looks something like this:

Pattern: Strangling Vine Lace Scarf. The pattern is a four-row lace repeat, which you can memorize easily. I’ve christened my version the Isadora Duncan Scarf since the friend who gave me the yarn questioned the wisdom of knitting a scarf with the word strangling in the pattern title.

Yarn: Wollmeise 100% Merino Superwash, Blue Curacao, approximately 190 yards. The intensity of the color is phenomenal.

Needles: US size 3, Addi Turbo Lace. These are the ne plus ultra of knitting needles. I cherish mine in a way that’s almost lascivious.

Size: Before blocking: 32″ by 4.25″ ; After blocking 46″ by 4.5″

I get high blocking lace. It’s the most amazing transformation. All the lumpy stitches behave themselves and lie flat, and all the yarn overs open up to show off those well-behaved stitches. I can see the allure of knitting larger lace pieces like shawls and stoles.

I’m wearing this to work tomorrow (I’m thinking with a plain ivory or white sweater). I want to skip down the hallway, “Lookit what I made! Isn’t it awesome?”

Thankfully, my co-workers humor me.

Two Steps Forward, One Step Back

Laiane — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:45:37 +0000

The current theme in my world is Catching Up, or rather, Trying to Catch Up. I’m so incredibly tired of the long lists of tasks — at home and at the office — that I’ve decided to quit talking about them. It’s the status quo. Deal with it.

Nonetheless, here’s an FO from last month that didn’t make it to the blog. Michelle’s Holiday Scarf.

Pattern: February Lace Scarf by Laura Nixon-Corfield

Yarn: Sock Yarn from The Woolen Rabbit in the Pussywillow Colorway

Needles: US Size 4 (3.5mm)

Size: Before blocking – 6” x 42” After blocking – 5.5” x 60”

Mods: None

Comments: This is a simple 4-row lace repeat, which makes it easy to memorize. It also makes it Boring Beyond Belief. You will be ready to stab your eyes out with your knitting needles after 4 inches of knitting. Srsly. The upside, though, is that it looks complicated to a non-knitter.

The recipient, whom I’ve known for over a dozen years, was delighted. I say that I don’t knit for other people. The truth is, I do; but it’s an extremely short and exclusive list.

It’s Fluffier in Person

Laiane — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:52:54 +0000

I’ve been working on a stealth knitting project for the past week, and I finally get to write the FO post since it was given to the Birthday Girl this morning. She loves it.

Pattern: Scrunchable Scarf by Susan McCone (KnitList)

Yarn: Rowan Kidsilk Aura, Color 750 (Ivory), 2 balls

Needles: U.S. Size 8/5.0mm

Size: After blocking, approximately 4″ by 48″

A very easy pattern, and it’s the yarn that really sets the scarf apart as special. Unfortunately, it doesn’t photograph that well. The silk gives it a lovely sheen and the mohair has wonderful loft.

The thought I had as I was knitting this was that it would be a perfect scarf to wear for a “special occasion” evening.

It was graciously received. It was given to a co-worker who has watched me knit for a few years; she knows how happy it makes me to work with high-quality yarn.

I hope I got all the cat hair out of it before I gave it to her…

We’re Everywhere

Laiane — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:39:08 +0000

As I was walking to my usual Wednesday evening manicure appointment, a young woman passed me on the street and said, “I like your Noro Striped Scarf.”

I stopped and we had a quick chit-chat about how we love Noro Silk Garden and how addictive those Noro scarves are to make, and then she mentioned she worked at the LYS and how they had just gotten in a new shipment of Silk Garden and how I wish she hadn’t had mentioned that since it’s payday tomorrow and how she understood that feeling since that’s where her own paycheck went and how she had enough yarn to last her a solid year of knitting but, hey, it was good insulation for the upcoming winter, right?

You never know when you will run into another knitter.