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Nine Months and, No, I’m Not Pregnant

Laiane — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 03:05:01 +0000

I have this superstitious notion that I have to start blogging again on the first day of the month. October it is. I’m squeaking this in under the wire just so I can get past this mental block of “not blogging.” From here on out it will be easier, right?

Eleven

Laiane — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 17:33:16 +0000

1. Floss.

No, wait. That was last year.

Instead of resolutions this year, I decided to list eleven books I want to read during 2011. This isn’t in any particular order (or any type of organizational system at all, really).

I’m feeling the need to spend more quality time with my books. As much as I love the Internet, I feel that my brain has become too easily distractable, if not a little mooshy around the edges.

All links go to the book’s amazon.com page

Madness and Civilization: A History of Insanity in the Age of Reason (Michael Foucault)
Landscape and Memory (Simon Schama)
Lord of the Flies (William Golding)
All Things Shining: Reading the Western Classics to Find Meaning in a Secular Age (Hubert Dreyfus)
A Briefer History of Time (Stephen Hawking)
The Annotated Supernatural Horror in Literature (H.P. Lovecraft)
Meditations (Marcus Aurelius)
Grant and Sherman: The Friendship that Won the Civil War (Charles Bracelen Flood)
The Annotated Waste Land with Eliot’s Contemporary Prose (T. S. Eliot, Lawrence Raney)
Something From the Oven: Reinventing Dinner in 1950s American (Laura Shapiro)
The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals (Michael Pollan)

The Heart of Winter

Laiane — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 05:28:54 +0000

I am (finally) on my days of vacation surrounding Christmas.

This is the best time of year for me: celebrating Yule and the winter solstice. I am far away from the misery of summer. This is the time when I get to unplug from the stress and deadlines and demands at work and thoroughly enjoy the quiet, the warmth, of the heart of winter. Call it the Peace of the Season; call it what you will.

Oh Winter! ruler of th’ inverted year…

I love thee, all unlovely as thou seem’st,

And dreaded as thou art! Thou hold’st the sun

A pris’ner in the yet undawning East,

Short’ning his journey between morn and noon,

And hurrying him, impatient of his stay,

Down to the rosy West; but kindly still

Compensating his loss with added hours

Of social converse and instructive ease,

And gathering at short notice, in one group,

The family dispers’d, and fixing thought,

Not less dispers’d by day-light and its cares.

I crown thee King of intimate delights,

Fire-side enjoyments, home-born happiness,

And all the comforts that the lowly roof

Of undisturb’d retirement, and the hours

Of long uninterrupted evening, know.

The Task, Book IV: The Winter Evening — William Cowper

Just How Many Turquoise Berets Does One Woman Need?

Laiane — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 22:15:30 +0000

Two. At least two. One lightweight, fluffy, lacy one for when autumn (or spring) days are too chilly to go without a hat, and a denser one for the winter.

Pattern: Crooked Paths Slouchy Hat

Yarn: Berroco Lustra, 50% Peruvian wool, 50% Tencel, Montmarte colorway. The Tencel gives it a lovely, luminous sheen, which is hard to photograph. Some knitters on Ravelry had issues with itchiness and/or splittiness, but I didn’t. Splitty-yarn issues are easily remedied by using super-pointy needles, so this was my first project done on the Addi Lace Click interchangeables. The yarn softened considerably after being washed in Soak.

Size: One size. You could play around some with it by changing needle size, but I’m not an expert on doing that.

Needles: US 5 (3.75 mm) and US 8 (5.0 mm)

Mods: None

Those little white bits in the photo — ice crystals. It was darn cold this morning.

Comments: I love it, and it came out perfectly. I was somewhat concerned because this was my first project with the Lustra, and I wasn’t certain how it would behave. I’m seriously considering a pair of mittens to go along with the hat. I’m normally against the matchy-matchy crap, so I’m going to have to ponder the mittens. Maybe if if find the perfect pattern…

The Question of Thankfulness

Laiane — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 17:41:36 +0000

Today, in the United States, it’s Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving, besides being our country’s annual demonstration of gluttony, also used to be the official beginning of the Holiday Season. Apparently, that has changed over the past few years and the “Holiday Season” now begins the day after Halloween. Ridiculous. I love the old Germanic pagan elements of Yuletide. Putting up a plastic Christmas tree a week before Thanksgiving rings hollow. Real trees, people! Real trees!

In any event, I’ve been thinking about being thankful. Not the traditional, generic “lip service” statements of thankfulness that we hear today, but honest-to-goodness specifics.

I am thankful for:

1. My dentist. I am a complete wimp when it comes to get my teeth cleaned, let alone anything more than that (like a filling or, God forbid, an extraction). My dentist’s office has state-of-the-art equipment and great staff. I had a standard cleaning and six-month exam on Tuesday. It took no time at all and my teeth didn’t hurt for days afterward.

2. Our 2001 Volvo S60. Yeah, so she’s a little frayed around the edges, but she’s taken years of abuse and only has 76,000 miles on her. She’s built like a tank, has eleventy crumple zones, side air bags, side curtain air bags, and seat warmers. Oh, and those cute little wipers on the front headlights. We haven’t had a car payment in at least six years (if not more). Have I mentioned how poorly engineered American cars are compared to Volvos?

3. The catering division at my local supermarket. I am so not cooking today. I did make a batch of to-die-for sweet potatoes last night, but other than that, all I need to do is put stuff in the oven and wait for the turkey to reach an internal temperature of 165°F. The side dishes also came packed in a most-excellent cardboard box that will offer hours of cat entertainment.

4. Yarn. What did I do with myself before I learned how to knit? During the long weekend, I hope to make a lot of progress on the socks for Teh Husband and another pair of mitered mittens.

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Autumn’s End

Laiane — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 20:34:07 +0000

Pattern: Mitered Mittens from Knitter’s Almanac (May), by Elizabeth Zimmermann

Yarn: Rowan Tapestry in Moorland, a little over one skein’s worth (approx. 145 yards). You could make them with just one skein if you shortened the cuffs, but the long cuffs are the best part.

Size: Adult small

Needles: U.S. Size 5 (3.75 mm)

Mods: The pattern as written has an “afterthought” thumb, similar to EZ’s afterthought pocket. Despite the adrenaline rush I get from cutting steeks, I passed on this way of adding thumbs because I think mine would turn out too sloppy for my liking. Many Ravelers followed the instructions for making a thumb using a gusset method found here.

Comments: I’m fond of these mittens, but I’m thinking I need to make six or seven pairs with self-striping yarn. I’ve already cast on for a pair in Noro Silk Garden in the light neutrals colorway.

Random Randomness

Laiane — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 18:29:00 +0000

Subtitled: Because posting my wayward, disjunctive observations is better than posting nothing at all.

1. One of my goals for the weekend to finally, finally, FINALLY complete my body donation information for the University of Tennessee Forensic Anthropology Center. I need to send in photographs with the paperwork, and I’m wondering if I should give myself a facial beforehand.

1(a). I think I’ve been having more fun playing around with online photo-editing than with trying to select acceptable pictures of myself to submit to UT. Click for bigger version, if only to see the tombstones on the darker background:

1(b). Once I mail everything off, I will treat myself with a UT hoodie. I look rotten in orange, so I’m thinking this one or this one.

2. Even though I sometimes complain about how busy I am at work, I truly enjoy meeting and talking with many of my clients. I had a retired professor suggest that it would be a wonderful idea if you could designate a person in your Will who would be responsible for finishing all the unread books you have in your library when you die. This adds new meaning to the words “literary executor.”

3. Teh Husband and I bought enough Halloween candy yesterday to pacify ten busloads of preschoolers. I’m not even going to count the bags.

3(a). 29, not counting the mini Butterfingers for me and the mini Almond Joys for him.

3(b). Something tells me we will have enough chocolate in this house to last until Epiphany. The number of trick-or-treaters we get at our house is dependent upon the weather. I remember Halloween in Michigan. Sometimes we had to wear parkas over our costumes.

4. I’m knitting a pair of mittens for me.

This will eventually turn into a pair of mitered mittens. One mitten down; one to go. Thumbs are for last so I can match the colors from the leftover yarn.

The pattern is from Elizabeth Zimmermann’s Knitter’s Almanac, and I’ll do a full write up with yarn info and such when they’re finished.

5. Here’s a photo of Christopher. Just because.

The Return of LOLCat Friday!

Laiane — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:11:57 +0000

I think coffee is the only thing keeping me going at the moment.

Nothing to See Here, Folks… It’s Only Yarn. Move Along, Please.

Laiane — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 23:30:32 +0000

From time to time, I become besotted with certain yarn. Sometimes it’s the brand and sometimes it’s the color. I remember being captivated by a bright orange/pink/gold hank of Alchemy Silk Purse.

I was browsing Ravelry (which is always a dangerous occupation) looking for a lace scarf or shawl pattern, when I saw a project done with Madelinetosh Tosh Merino Light in a colorway called Calligraphy. It hit my Vintage, Victorian and Retro buttons, so I ordered two hanks of it right away from The Loopy Ewe.

I was not disappointed.

The first thought that came to my mind was “Miss Havisham.” I usually think of her when the autumn rolls around. A faded bridal bouquet. The rustle of moldering silk. Genteel decay. Shadows.

I’m going to try the Deep Peace shawl/scarf with it. Try is the operative word. I know my knitting skills are up to it, but I don’t know about my ability to focus. Another thing that comes around with the cooler weather is a bad case of Startitis.

Okay, then. Have I thrown out enough distractions? Bored the non-knitters to tears? Maybe I should toss in another photograph, or a bit of poetry…. Whatever it takes to keep the readership down to the knitters and allows me to get to the raison d’etre of this particular post: hand-knit Christmas gifts.

If you’re one of my sisters-in-law (on Teh Husband’s side of the family), stop reading now.

Really.

We mean it.

Click here to continue reading and see the pretty pictures, unless you’re one of my sisters-in-law. You don’t want this cat to go medieval on your butt now, do you?

Au Revoir, Summer (and Good Riddance, Too, I Might Add)

Laiane — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:40:21 +0000

It started with the fall catalogs. I could tell that that this Long, Hot, Miserable, Satan’s Arsehole of a Summer would soon be gone. Then came the fall knitting magazines, both in print and online. Sweaters! Mittens! Wool! Cozy stuff! As soon as I finished the ESTJ Socks, I cast on a lightweight beret for myself.

Pattern: Anthera from Twist Collective. For a mere $6.00, you get a pattern for a beret, cowl, and cuffs. Instructions are charted, not written out. Twist Collective has great charts in terms of legibility and ease of use, so don’t wimp out if you’re chart-phobic. If you can knit, purl, yarn over, ssk, and k2tog, you can make this beret. I can’t believe that I’m the only person on Ravelry who has made this beret thus far.

Yarn: Louisa Harding Kimono Angora Pure (70% angora, 25% wool, 5% nylon) in Color No. 6, Teal. I say it’s Turquoise. Approx. 90 yards.

Size: One size.

Needles: US size 4 and 5 (3.5 mm and 3.75 mm, respectively) both Brittany Birch DPN’s and Addi Natura 16″ circular

Mods: None, other than the absence of a dorky i-cord macaroni thingy on top. I’m not fond of dorky i-cord macaroni thingies, so I just left it out.

Comments: This needed Aggressive Blocking to get it to the point where I thought it had enough slouch to be called a beret. Aggressive Blocking translates to a full 30-minute soak in Soak and a 10½ inch dinner plate. The lace pattern really opened up. If you like a lot of slouch in your berets, I think you could do an additional repeat of Rows 1-12 from Chart A and add about 1½ to 2 inches to the depth of the hat.

This is perfect for fall. I plan on wearing it with my brown leather jacket and Norovirus Scarf v. 2.0